Marriage involves a lot of joint decisions. So, let’s get weird with it.

Below are five hypothetical “Would You Rather” questions, each with a twist of romance (or chaos). Read each question aloud, count to three, and vote at the same time: Thumbs up for the first option, thumbs down for the second.

See where you agree — and, even more fun, where you don’t. No defending required, but bonus points if you can convince your partner you chose correctly.